Curse

Swift Aura · Jan 31, 2010, 04:14 PM // 16:14

People are in their worst moods during runs. Obviously because they want something rare, looking to fill a book, trying to get more gold than they payed for (CoF), or something to that extent. Here are some tips to troll the hell out of a run and make it fun.

Draw on the map randomly all the time and then frame somebody else for it. Never accept that you have done it.
Aggro enemies towards your team.
When the runner gets to the very end of one area, zone back to the outpost.
If CoF or something like it, go to the dungeon before everybody is ready, preferably while someone is fishing through the Xunlai Chest.
Act stupid.
Never give up.
If the runner says they are going to leave if you keep continuing what you are doing, stop for a while, and resume again once they get far into the run.

More tips to come.

Reverend Dr · Jan 31, 2010, 04:22 PM // 16:22

You are uncreative. If you do it right, you can ruin runs, have people apologize for the run being bad, and invite you back next time.

Introverted Dimensions · Jan 31, 2010, 04:23 PM // 16:23

Bit full of yourself to call yourself "The #1 troll of Guild Wars." when you're clearly an amateur at it.

Faure · Jan 31, 2010, 04:53 PM // 16:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift Aura

People are in their worst moods during runs. Obviously because they want something rare, looking to fill a book, trying to get more gold than they payed for (CoF), or something to that extent. Here are some tips to troll the hell out of a run and make it fun.

Draw on the map randomly all the time and then frame somebody else for it. Never accept that you have done it.
Aggro enemies towards your team.
When the runner gets to the very end of one area, zone back to the outpost.
If CoF or something like it, go to the dungeon before everybody is ready, preferably while someone is fishing through the Xunlai Chest.
Act stupid.
Never give up.
If the runner says they are going to leave if you keep continuing what you are doing, stop for a while, and resume again once they get far into the run.

More tips to come.

You seriously think people need help to be assholes?

Andemius · Jan 31, 2010, 04:54 PM // 16:54

just out of interest, why would you want to do all that?

Saph · Jan 31, 2010, 04:57 PM // 16:57

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Originally Posted by Andemius

just out of interest, why would you want to do all that?

Stupid is as stupid does.

And people whine/wonder why others prefer H/H over using real people? These kind of antics don't just happen in dungeon runs.

own age myname · Jan 31, 2010, 05:01 PM // 17:01

You're an idiot. Also, I've seen way better trolls.

Chthon · Jan 31, 2010, 05:11 PM // 17:11

troll thread is troll. why isn't this closed already?

talon994 · Jan 31, 2010, 05:30 PM // 17:30

It's better to do on a fowsc. Lolnubz0rgriffonpwnzer

Or just run to your area as a T2 or T1 and just die.

MasterSasori · Jan 31, 2010, 05:34 PM // 17:34

Trolling nub.

own age myname · Jan 31, 2010, 05:50 PM // 17:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by talon994

It's better to do on a fowsc. Lolnubz0rgriffonpwnzer

Or just run to your area as a T2 or T1 and just die.

I've had a person do that. I KNOW it was on purpose because he was acting like an idiot the whole clear.

REDdelver · Jan 31, 2010, 05:50 PM // 17:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chthon

troll thread is troll. why isn't this closed already?

isnt the general answer to that kind of obvious? Deletion is the better option anyway. +1/-1

Eragon Zarroc · Jan 31, 2010, 06:11 PM // 18:11

pointless and useless thread. /close

Ghost Dog · Jan 31, 2010, 06:16 PM // 18:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swift Aura

Trollin' and Rollin' since '06

You may know me in RA as Im Badder Than You

06 was so long ago, you suck ass at trolling.

We may know you as the dude we never heard of before.

Wubbies · Jan 31, 2010, 06:32 PM // 18:32

I think this is a great thread. Just last night i went into FOWSC and was throwing splinter weapon on the tanks as my job as eoe. Because of the stupidity of the warriors not knowing what the frilly arrow symbol on the red bar means they called me "baby noob" and i wasnt doing my job. well i was and its a game. some people take it so seriously. so i stopped in my tracks and let them continue until the name calling was done. then i was threatened with "leeching", this was even more funny cause i wasnt with them and was getting no drops. after they somewhat cooled down i caught up with the group and proved i was spamming splinter by calling my skills.. even then i got the same grief. well if u gonna act like a kid so can i

the ironic part is that im EOE , i run the griffons. so when i took the griffon quest the badgering continued after a sin left. So with great pleasure i asked them if they wanted to fail. someone said i dare you. well so i did. i ran the griffons right into a group to fail them. you gonna act like an asshole because you think your better..be my guest

After that i got whispers saying they were reporting me for whatever reason and that they and friends that worked at ANET and that my account ifo was going to get stolen.
Well ask me if i care since there is a real world and threats just make me LOL.

In short i find it funny that someone posted this. its no different then how 3/4 of GURU community treats others in the forums with "im leet @ builds" or all the fighting over something stupid like a game.

In fact id rather be known that im the guy that if you start to badger and get pushed because "noob" is your favorite word of choice, well i payed my 1k for the group and im going to waste it how i want to

yeah i get pleasure off seeing those people call other poeple noobs fail.

also noted that when i threatened to fail group that shit giant who badgered me was QQ cause " i want my FOW armor"

TFF i pissed myself

Quote:

Originally Posted by own age myname

I've had a person do that. I KNOW it was on purpose because he was acting like an idiot the whole clear.

maybe you were an idiot 1st. and in some countries idiots are smarter. havent you watched monty python?

Bob Slydell · Jan 31, 2010, 07:00 PM // 19:00

Wow awesome!

mistokibbles · Jan 31, 2010, 07:13 PM // 19:13

posting in epically trolled thread

Lanier · Jan 31, 2010, 07:27 PM // 19:27

we should place bets on how long it takes for this tread to be locked

i say it'll be locked within the next five hours.

talon994 · Jan 31, 2010, 07:43 PM // 19:43

I'll admit it at 2 am in the morning when I'm drunk I join fowsc's as the T2 and purposely F up.

AtomicMew · Jan 31, 2010, 07:49 PM // 19:49

Not sure if this is still possible. I used to do this all the time in UWSC when people pissed me off. In mnts, kill all the dryders except for one, leaving all the behemoth and then just leave.

If they're noob, which they usually are, it will take them several hours to complete the run. They won't quit though because by the time they realize what you've done, they've already invested too much time.